This is one of those games that doesn't exactly make you proud to be western. The idea is that you are out in the jungle, come across a primitive people and slay them using seven weapons. As if they didn't have the right to be there, just because they don't have a flag.

You'll only understand what we mean if you can answer this question correctly. What was the largest island in the world before Australia was discovered? Anyway, get over it, and blast your way through the evil cannibals! They knew the risks.

To play The Primitive, use your left mouse button to shoot, your cursor keys for movement and your spacebar to switch weapons.