This Hand of God game is about revenge, New Labour revenge on those of us who have now turned against Gordon Brown and his cronies. You know, Gordon Brown was not elected by us, he was given to us. Does this make him a donation? If so can we give him back?

Whilst many of us worry about the credit crunch and New labour flounders, Gordon Brown has said the recent polls haven't worried him at all. He stated, "They're doing a lovely job on my kitchen." Gordon Brown continues to confuse people. A little lad came in from school and asked his dad to explain what New labour was all about.

"Well son, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me 'Gordon Brown.' Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her 'Alistair Darling.' We take care of your needs, so we'll call you 'The People.' We'll call the maid 'The Working Class,' and your baby brother we can call 'The Future.' Do you understand, son?

"I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it."

That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father.

"Dad, now I think I understand what New Labour is."

"Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?"

"Well, dad, while Gordon Brown is screwing the Working Class, Alistair Darling is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of sh**."

Now become Gordon Brown's great clunking fist and crush all those who dare to question the New Labour project.

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