This funny police game is a bit different from the other police games on our site as you're playing the role of a police officer who's pretty useless. Well, okay, totally useless then, and you have to make judgement calls about every situation your face out there on them dangerous streets.

You can click on the lips to talk your way out of the situation, your gun to use force, or, of course, simply dance and hope the problem goes away. Oh, and this game will probably offend everybody, especially Catholics. And kids. And old people.

Use your right arrow key to move forward, your down arrow key to stop walking. Once you've passed a police incident you can't go back. You don't have time.

After you play this police car racing game, why not check out and play our other free games online? If you like cop shooting games you'll enjoy the Police Fury game below where again terrorists are attacking and you have to take them out with your gun. Can you shoot fast enough or will they overwhelm you?