The world is going through its greatest economic crisis since the 1930s and Gordon Brown's popularity is slumping in the opinion polls, but the Great Leader is there to save the day and rise from the ashes of the credit crunch. Having saved the world and its banks, Our Gordon is now ready to save you. He really is concentrating on the big issue. In fact we saw him outside Burger King selling one yesterday.

One member of the cabinet was on his way to Parliament to discuss the credit crunch with Mr Brown but got stuck in traffic. Noticing a police officer, he winds down his window and asks: ‘What’s the hold-up?’

The policeman replies: ‘The Prime Minister is so depressed he’s stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with petrol and set himself on fire. He says no one believes he can get us through the credit crunch. So we’re taking up a collection for him.’

The minister asks: ‘How much have you got so far?’ The officer replies: ‘About 40 gallons, but a lot of people are still siphoning.’

Now its up to you to take up Gordon's greatest challenge and truly become a god like figure. In this credit crunch game save all the poor suicidal people who are throwing themselves out of office buildings for you truly are the hand of gord. After you play this credit crunch game, why not check out and play our other recession games - just to cheer you up!